A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed."

He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."


The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."
I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.


He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this
Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US . He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"

Moral of the story: Life's a gamble? he could have end up with all those tomatoes but i guess things just work out for some people... anyway this is singapore! you need a licence to do that?!

Oh well, i came across this mail and have nothing in mind to blog about. This week my group is doing specials and i haven't come up with something good? I wont wanna play something i hate to play either, ha! play planets? or the watermelon games? slurp slurp* Yucks! hate that!

Haha! anyway went Jamming at Fourtones just now, everything went on smoothly untill my Stick BROKE?!!! Sigh~ gotta buy a new one its like 27bucks? Dine out with Gene and Eddie and talked bout' some stuff... E-M-O shit la. Feel the need to talk bout' it, haha! Mostly bout' the girls we like and liked... ha! anyway i shall tell you a joke before i go:

Studies has show that alcohol actually contain female hormone, because after drinking Six pints these men lost their ability to drive and begin to talk rubbish.

haha?? =P

Superman, superman... why is people talking about this guy who dont even know how to wear his underpants? anyway i just happen to come across Sarah's blog entry on why the world needs superman? sigh~ I wanna be someone's superman too...

I used to be someone's hero but I've fallen from grace.

Anyway I was talking to Gene over dinner about how we all need someone to hold on to... a female that is, I have to admit in times I still wish I'll have a girl(besides my mom) to count on, a girl(besides my mom) whos voices is the only thing i wanna hear before i sleep, someone who you can be vulnerable to and last but not least someone who kisses you and wipes away your tears when you cry?

But sometimes the love is perfect but the human aren't, of course there's a down side to a superwoMan in your life, humans always get blinded by love? it's a mistake we all know but always tend to commit. "sometimes the heart is confusing."

Blog blog blog... today i went to creativ3 to get my MP3 fix, i was wondering why creativ3 Mp3 spoiles so easily... it's a fact(not trying to jeopardise their brand) 5 out of 10 people i know went back for service at least thrice. I joined the waiting list but wait only for like 10 secs? anyway i greeted the lady with a smile and started to complain! hahaha! I think i gave her a shock i'm like "hello... I want to know why my MP3 is giving me so much problem?!" but they didnt exchange a new one for me, anyway after i collect my MP3 i said thanks and see you again... what was i thinking see you again?! haha! hope next time when i see her again she will be passing me a brand new one? anyway...
Gene and I composed a song for today's visit to creative:

No Such thing

welcome to singapore she said to me condescendenly
take a seat
take a sweet
let me look at your MP3

I never dream i'll be coming here
to get this fix
I always like to think that the warrenty
still last for a year

they love to tell you that your MP3 is fine
but if it's spoiled than stand behind the line

thatsallfornow??!! anywayjustblogtokilltimeandwritinginthiswaytokillyourtime :) Horale holmez!